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• Fuel their fur with our nebula-inspired potions.
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• Give them a cosmic makeover with our starry nail polish options.

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Astronaut Approved: Space Monkey Remedies

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Space Monkey Medicine Cabinet Essentials

Every intrepid space monkey needs to be prepared for mishaps during their celestial journeys. That's why a well-stocked medicine cabinet is critical. Here's a list of must-haves:

• Antibiotics: For those pesky space germs.
• Bandages: To mend any boo-boos from a rough landing.
• Pain Relief: Because even space monkeys experience headaches.
• Vitamins: To keep your energy levels high.
• Spins Away: For those bumpy rides through the asteroid belt.

Remember, space monkeys: be prepared and stay healthy!

Purgatory's Prescriptions For Primate Patients Only

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• Among our shelves you'll find
• a veritable cornucopia of medications, from common treatments for aches to rare formulas for serious conditions
• We also offer holistic therapies including

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Monkey Business: Prescription-Grade Med Tins from Beyond the Stars

Greetings, space cadets! Ever picture yourself snatching precious meds from a derelict alien ship? Well, buckle your belts, because you're in for a nuts ride. These ain't your grandma's cough syrup tins. These are pharmaceutical containers from deep space. Filled with gooey that promises to cure everything from alien plague, these med kits are the ultimate prize for any rogue medic.

• Be warned: These meds could have some unexpected side effects. You might grow tentacles. It's all part of the danger
• Legend says: The meds were originally designed to help galactic pets.
• Just remember: If you decide to try these meds, do so at your own peril.